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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7690 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 7516 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.
So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?