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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6937 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5851 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 159 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely of TNT just for fun! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a hoot and a half!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to meet the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. He’s got some killer dance moves and he’s always down for a good time.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.