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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6531 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!