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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2214 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!