Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 904676 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!
