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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1119 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9737 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 165 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!