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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1075 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Votes: | 4174 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 4724 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!