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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7535 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 9650 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!