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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5851 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Animals Bred: | 63 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!