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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4123 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4744 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 1193 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!