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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9749 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8268 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!