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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6379 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 31 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 467 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!