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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9969 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!