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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3415 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 9189 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!