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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8781 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1778 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!