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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4565 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!