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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3435 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 103 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Potions Brewed: | 101 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!