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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7038 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!