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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5471 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 2530 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8819 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 458 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!