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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5980 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!