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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2570 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!