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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6183 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 926 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!