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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4476 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!