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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8310 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!