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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8043 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!