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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9335 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!