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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7380 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!