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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9830 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2546 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3658 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!