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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3179 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!