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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5430 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 884341 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!