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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6561 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 272 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 7323 | Crops Grown: | 9777 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!