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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9220 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 4443 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.