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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2600 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.