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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8269 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 158 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.