Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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