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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1274 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8759 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5361 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!