haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 20
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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