haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 6
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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