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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4859 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7686 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.