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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 851 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.