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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4460 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.