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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 875 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.