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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7217 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8661 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.