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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7830 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.