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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1226 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2485 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.