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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 849 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Crops Grown: | 9251 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.