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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8263 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.