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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2670 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.