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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3790 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 142 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
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