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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6907 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?